Showing posts with label British Archipelagos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label British Archipelagos. Show all posts

Monday, 19 September 2011

The Doomed Scottish Empire and Football

Natural Checks and Balances
Image: Google Maps
Words: GingerZilla
The one problem being a mongrel of the British Archipelagos is our divided loyalties, caused by the many threads of our DNA being mingled down the years. 

Someone's mother was always a Hoor and it's always the bloody Neighbours. It's a fortunate side effect of alcohol, without which the Northern Tribes may have ceased to exist. The Sacred Lubricant of Life (always drink senselessly). The closer we are, the more we hate each other until we look in the mirror and realise we're all bleary eyed and hung over.