Confusion in SW6 on #TransferDeadlineDay

Smoke on the Water. Fire in the Sky.
How Bob's agent could sell this story. 

In protest or preparation for the great treason a fire is burning in West London. This man made fire is spewing noxious chemicals into the West London air clouding minds to the great evil happening. Whilst to some it may seem just a normal transfer, considering the press rumblings, far more is at stake and we cannot rule out or in any connection or speculation at this stage as it is #TransferDeadlineDay. 

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Nathan Eccleston is Innocent!!!

Joey Barton has often been called a Twit and it generally has little to do with Twitter, however Liverpool 'starlet' Nathan Eccleston is the new king of Twitdom. After posting his sympathies for the victims of the 9/11 'accident' he tweeted:

"I ain't going to say attack don't let the media make u believe that was terrorist that did it. #OTIS." OTIS stands for “Only The Illuminati Succeed” [Liverpool Echo, Liverpool FC starlet Nathan Eccleston under investigation after 9/11 Twitter posting causes outrage] 

Now the GingerZilla likes Conspiracy Theories (generally his own which revolve around Young or Old People, Animals, Ginger Discrimination, Chelski and Tuesday's) but even I would know that when you are employed by an American Company (as Liverpool now are) then you DO NOT MENTION 9/11 - especially not on the bloody tenth anniversary! That's like going to a Spuds match in a Nazi Uniform and throwing bananas on the pitch (which funnily enough I could see happening at the World Cup 2018 in Russia).