Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Titus Bramble is Innocent*

Twitter is ablaze following reports that the World's Greatest Defender Titus Bramble has been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a Class A drug. Many tweeters believe Bramble is innocent spotting flaws in this story already: 

Like Twitter, life is very cruel. Just when you think you are on the up, you get trodden down all over again. Only the other day Bramble recieved the Man of the Match award after a campaign by Tribes of nefarious intent who 'rewarded' him for services to Sunderland. Now he's arrested for scoring! We here at FootballZilla share the People's concerns that he gets a fair judge: 

According to sources linked to the English Premier League this is Titus's Defence:

* until proven guilty.

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