Salute to the Northern Tribe #2 S**t on the Wolves, Spit on the Seals*

I have always had a soft spot for the Baggies, possibly because of their utter hopelessness, that accent and the proximity to Dudlaah. What's not to pity? Besides Adrian Chiles.

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There are no hard feeling with Woy Hodgson only memories. It's hard to begrudge an ex manager as long as they don't cheat or sodomise the club mascot, because life has to go on without them. They only visit, they can go away again. Defeat hurts more when you live together and Neighbours are right in your face. As Baggies.com explains: 

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Beach ball alleged to be out of shot

Does Yeow Boing?

The Antipodean Beast sacrificed the soul of Football (just ask any Undeserving Poor supporters). I am going to reclaim our souls for the Football Gods by making my own adverts, about myself instead of having to watch the annoying stuff in between the football and talking about football. It's what Megalomaniacs do. But I cannot do it alone. This is a writers forum, a creative world to philosophise as only drunken football fans can. Understanding about moustaches and being a twit helps.

Has yeow supported the Baggies since yeow was a babby?


Does yeow wanna use yeow donnies to club the Seals and the Dingels with yeow wit?


Become an egg that hatches into it's own online alter ego.

If you secretly want to write character based comedy using football as a template and can take the piss out yourself and others, without being a prick (as Smiffy would say)...then send me a short piece of 250-300 words commenting on a football story from your club's perspective. Videos, Comedy it all counts. If it makes us laugh, then we will publish it.

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Any team that can use Reggae is okay by us. Except Chelsea. We hate Chelsea.