Statistically Mark Hughes is a Bellend**

No bias was used in the making of this table

Football Break

So since there's is nothing in the scheduling, here some trailers

Football Predictions*

I taunted Dirk, the footballer named after a porn star, and he responded. I asked serious questions about his character and he responded in the only way he knew how by scoring when it mattered most - against the Mancs.

In 2012 the manky ones with dubious financial credentials - in one way or another - have been sacrificed from Europe and their cups will not overflow.

I also got my commentary on #TransferDeadlineDay spot on as these tweets show:

*this week I have decided not to talk about Fulham away results. However, to any Fulham fan feeling aggrieved at loosing to the toffee's, it did not take a genius to work out that we have still to break the blue Curse up north. It's part of why Smiffy and I boo John Terry when given any opportunity. That is a blue curse - even if it was a different city. Anyway all away grounds look the same to me - depressing. 

Confusion in SW6 on #TransferDeadlineDay

Smoke on the Water. Fire in the Sky.
How Bob's agent could sell this story. 

In protest or preparation for the great treason a fire is burning in West London. This man made fire is spewing noxious chemicals into the West London air clouding minds to the great evil happening. Whilst to some it may seem just a normal transfer, considering the press rumblings, far more is at stake and we cannot rule out or in any connection or speculation at this stage as it is #TransferDeadlineDay. 

Liverpool 'It's Like Having a New Signing'

Don't blame me, blame Bethany. 

Well done Liverpool on making it to Wembley again and far more importantly pissing off the Italian whingebag who has made Carlos Tevez life hell.  

I may be a Fulham fan and I rather enjoy beating you but I'll admit I've always had a soft spot for the reds (even when you kicked our arses 10-0) but that changed the day we were in the Premiership. I can still remember the Milk Cup replays in the 80's.

If there are any Liverpool fans out there who would like to write about Liverpool or football in general with a liberal dose of comedy contact us or send me a direct message on Twitter. 

United take Team Bonding too Far

I could argue that my reverse psychology worked and this was why Arsenal lost, although I'd be wrong. There is a great sense of togetherness at Manchester United who were clearly giving ahead by the 82minute as this picture shows:

Such is the togetherness at United that Aaron Ramsey had to join in.
Note not one other Arsenal player was involved*

Heads up to Kevin_Doyle29 for this comedy gem of a pic.

*Although I could speculate a lack of team bonding is why Arsenal have underperformed of late, we all know since Fulham's Ginger Nut knocked the stuffing out of them they haven't been the same. 

The Spirit of Clint Dempsey

Ginger Nut in Arsenal's Face

Fulham were quite gentlemanly and placed a tea bag in the Arsenal. I applaud the Ginger Nut that did it.

Arsenal Bob what's the score?

• Fulham come from behind BBC
• Arsenal looked to cling on. Guardian
• This was a tale of two Achilles heels: Bobby Zamora’s and Arsenal’s Telegraph
• Fulham fight back to beat Arsenal Yahoo News
• 

Making Chelski Suffer

A belated Christmas Present

Chelski Suffer and not just because of John Terry

Fulham in Europe still?

Note the arc drawing Smiffy's attention to something
Keep looking at the picture and not the story.

At least one Fulham player could still be in Europe, even if it is on loan. Despite not loosing in Europe last night Fulham decided to let the young ones loose instead. It's character building and will help them prepare fro our away form. However, I've been wondering if we have now qualified for the Intertoto? I mean if both Manchester teams can be booted out of a competition and still be allowed to play in 'Europe' why can't we? I'm sure certain elements of FIFA would listen to this idea if MAF bunged them some gold. It's not like they don't take 'bribes', sorry, endorsements. 

Believing this is easier than believing Wisla punished me for my Gothski joke the other day. That's harsh. I can't always be expected to work my magic.