Everyone Laugh at Chelski

Happy New Year Smiffy.

Myles Cooper.  (@myles2407) tweeted at 3:53 PM on Wed, Jan 02, 2013:
@StupidFootball Chelsea offered Newcastle Utd £7,000,000 + Torres for Demba Ba. Newcastle declined - they just wanted the £7,000,000.
(https://twitter.com/myles2407/status/286500437841022976)

Rigged Elections

This was the most rigged vote in ages. I mean you only have to look at who 'won' to know how corrupt the voting was...

Despite loathing Spuds almost as much as Chelski (it's a throwing things on our pitch which did it for me), I actually like Spuds boss ‘arry Redknapp. I even muttered ‘well done’ under my breath when they beat the New Mancs on the Block (NMOTB) to qualify for the Champions League, although this was in part due to the way NMOTB have pissed off everyone (jealousy possibly but we know a twat when we see one) . Even the neutrals were laughing when Man United (Manure) beat them in the league and cup games. But back to Spuds...

Achieving forth in the English Premier League is a rare achievement. But, let’s face it -  the red half of Liverpool have been as bad as the reds that are doing a sit in at No. 10 and still occupying this country. Had Arsenal had a similar meltdown then even Pompey would have been in with a shout.