Fulhamish Legends#1 - Clint Dempsey

USA and Fulham favourite
Deserving of the Love Bestowed

Clint Dempsey scores 

Fulham 1 - Liverpool 0

Nearly scores a brace

Swansea 2 - Fulham 0

Fulham fans prefer playing the big teams. 

We may get a bloody nose every so often. 

Fulham 1 - Tottenham 3

But not always 

Fulham 2 - Man City 2

Arsenal 1 - Fulham 1

Rivalries are worth the long wait  

Fulham 6 - QPR 0

This is a very, very Fulhamish Season.

Roll on Chelski at the Cottage. 

COYWS!

NEXT UP: Football Stories: The Spirit of Clint Dempsey

COMING SOON: I'm a Celebrity Chairman - Get Me Out of Here*

*Due to General Strike action this article has been delayed. 

The Fall of John Terry*

My sledging of John Terry both earlier this week on FootballZilla and today at Football Speak has worked after Chelski, still reeling from their defeat by QPR (a conspiracy) were beaten 3-5 by Arsenal. My previous sledging at Wayne Rooney and Louis Saha did not work quite so in my favour, for which I blame a combination of Alex Ferguson, David Moyes and Archie Leitch. Watch this slip/goal again and again to see how how I was third time lucky, how you do not mess with my predictions and because it's funny:

Face Palm

My hoodoo also worked and my slight at the Fulham team away record galvanised them into a response as against the run of play, our form and the recent #rapture we won away.

New Mancs on the Block are currently scaring everyone with 28 goals and points. At stage of the season that is a very stupid attitude to have, people should be far more worried about Fulham who not only are the only team to takes points off NMOTB but we won away today. Strange days indeed.

* I still maintain he is innocent and the back pass was dreadful, however he doesn't even try to get up quickly, probably because he knew I was going to sledge him for it. 

Tévez Wary of Northern Threat

Carlos Tévez 'They Won't Let Me Leave Machester'

Carlos Tévez is innocent as I proved yesterday, yet remains a Northern Prisoner!

An artists impression of Tévez humiliating treatment in training

It rained all summer and now winter is coming.

Free Tévez Campaign Leak

Vote to Keep Him in the Big Manc House...or not:

Carlos Tévez is Innocent!*

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Sir Red Faced One 
via BBC News 
(no connection I swear)

The Red Weegie Git (pictured) moaned to the BBC that TV has too much power. I think he's right and it's TV that is to blame for Carlos 'the Argentinian Beast' Tévez refusal to play in Munich on Tuesday night. 

In the bygone days of Peter Beardsley (who played for Fulham) it was common to have ugly mugs on the television - but the size of the screen limited the danger to the general public. In the 21st Century television screens are like the average arse size - f*king enormous! I can understand why television execs are reluctant to have these three (below) in full Widescreen HD:

Titus Bramble is Innocent*

Twitter is ablaze following reports that the World's Greatest Defender Titus Bramble has been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a Class A drug. Many tweeters believe Bramble is innocent spotting flaws in this story already: 

Fulhamish #2 New Mancs on the Block

Not a Very Pretty View, but the glass is always Half Full

Today's game is against the Über rich New Mancs on the Block. Second versus bottom. I used to like them, because they were the poorer cousins. Our Chairman genuinely loves his club and the fans and we love him back. He saved Fulham from crumbling into the ground, literally, and we will always be grateful - even if we have to put up with the Curse of Jackson. There is a connection and history, no matter how tenuous. 

He may be an Asylum Seeking Chairman (according to Smiffy) but only because the government refused him Citizenship because he kept speaking out of turn. His crime was to forgot that in the world of business you're not allowed to talk openly about the back handers, insider deals and general corruption that follows money. It's just not cricket. The People are not supposed to know!

But MAF is not a limited company or a murky investor who has no interest in the team beyond owning it. Mohamed Al-Fayed is also a well known Conspiracy Theorist and Eccentric so there is much to love about him, especially on this blogsite. He knows there is no one is ever bigger than the team and so we indulge each other. Football is about the fans as AFC Wimbledon and FC United have shown. 

Without The People, there is no football. Players, chairmen and even some grounds come and go. 

I believe today, like I believed on that day in April when Fulham fans could finally sing:

'We're winning away, 

we're winning away, 

how shit must you be, 

we're winning away.' 

It was pure poetry against the 'fake hoops' (according to Smiffy) that we could stay up and we did against all odds. On the last day of the season, David beat Goliath and sent the Royals down. It was a moment in time, a memory etched forever in annuls of the club, like when we held the then Mighty Warriors of the Undeserving Poor in the 3rd Round of the old Milk Cup. Twice. 

Every dog has it's day when even the powerful and mighty fall - especially if a tackle is well timed. Ahem.

Referee!

We reached a European final and stayed up. Strange things happen in football if only you have faith. We coasted well last season after a start bereft of wins. So let the young whipper snappers set the pace because they will soon run out of breath. We've been here before.

Down from here, the only way now is up. There is a very long way to go to get to the magical 42 (not 40 that's LIES!!) and we've been here before. This is a marathon, not a sprint. Unless your parents called you Elvis thus cursing you to take cocaine. Things could be worse and for that I'm thankful.

COYWS

[Videos going to added to this post, hopefully some of my own - FootballZillaTV Broadcasting for the People]