Well let's face it the only thing he was famous for was that name. Could this be the root cause of his curse? In which case he should blame the parents for never reaching his 'potential' in football.
I tried to remember Elvis on the pitch and could not find anything in the dark recesses of my infested mind because his career stats are as ignoble as his current fall from grace, although at Woking he didn't have far to fall. I'm not alone in this either as tweets by others have shown:
Robin Williams in 1986 on the scourge of Cocaine in sport:
Channel 4 to name and shame dozens of football stars who use drugs... including premiership ace who tested positive for cocaine [Daily Mail]
TV documentary names former Birmingham striker O'Connor over drug use [Daily Mail]