The Tale of Barton the Twit and Henry Dingle

Barton,

 Tweets to the Dingle,

in a Nietzsche kind of way, 

After the Dingle dongled Barton, 

When he took him from behind,

Ref ah ree!

I thought I heard Barton say,

But the howling from McCarthy,

Stopped the Ref giving it anyway, 

Never sees McCarthy  

Just like the Dingles on the halfway line,

He's really not that sure cos,

Like the ref he's fucking blind.

Image & Article: Guardian in case your as blind as a Referee

*I've only seen pictures and football should be about poetry sometimes. Copyright 2011