Chelski - What's Not to Hate

A family club? 

The Daily Mirror's Martin Lipton argued, unsuccessfully that Chelski scum John Terry is England's Greatest Captain. I could mention his wayward todger, his lack of respect, but sometimes I prefer to reply visually to what I think of JT's England captaincy:

With any luck he'll be the one with the broken Metatarsal come June.

As the known Rangers fan, Smiffy, would say 'C**t' and he'd probably start singing:

Que sera, sera...

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what will I be?

Will I be Rangers? will I be Chelsea?

Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun

And shoot the Chelsea scum

Que sera, sera...