Confusion in SW6 on #TransferDeadlineDay

Smoke on the Water. Fire in the Sky.
How Bob's agent could sell this story. 

In protest or preparation for the great treason a fire is burning in West London. This man made fire is spewing noxious chemicals into the West London air clouding minds to the great evil happening. Whilst to some it may seem just a normal transfer, considering the press rumblings, far more is at stake and we cannot rule out or in any connection or speculation at this stage as it is #TransferDeadlineDay. 

John Terry is Innocent*

Smiffy has waited a long, long time for this:

"One F**king Nil! 

Not Smiffy's Pic

YOU RRRRRRR'SSSSSSS"

Wooooooooohooooooooo!
Not his pic either

Whilst the twitsphere is aflame with Chelski fans compaining about the referee because their cheque for Man of the Match Chris Foy didn't arrive in the post. I'm also wondering if 'Arry Redknapp had a punt? A cabal of South East Asia or Rooney family betting syndicates could not be ruled out. 

Then there is yet another row about soon to be former England captain John Terry:

What my sources say

• If you think he called the ref a'Blind C***' vote

• If you think he called Anton Ferdinand a 'Black C***' vote

• If you think he was talking about himself vote: 

• If you think he's repeating Joey's philosophical sledging to the ref vote:

Kant

"it always remains a scandal of philosophy and universal human reason that the existence of things outside us ... should have to be assumed merely on faith, and that if it occurs to anyone to doubt it, we should be unable to answer him with a satisfactory proof."

As I write this Terry has released a statement:

"I'm disappointed that people have leapt to the wrong conclusions about the context of what I was seen to be saying to Anton Ferdinand."

I had to read it a few times to understand it and although the words appear to be in the right order I still don't know what it means. This could be philosophical zen from Terry in response to Barton and I know Panda's have a lot to do with Zen and Love:

* We don't (look up) care.
We hate Terry and we hate Chelski 
Did Smiffy mention the score?

Chelski - What's Not to Hate

A family club? 

The Daily Mirror's Martin Lipton argued, unsuccessfully that Chelski scum John Terry is England's Greatest Captain. I could mention his wayward todger, his lack of respect, but sometimes I prefer to reply visually to what I think of JT's England captaincy:

With any luck he'll be the one with the broken Metatarsal come June.

As the known Rangers fan, Smiffy, would say 'C**t' and he'd probably start singing:

Que sera, sera...

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what will I be?

Will I be Rangers? will I be Chelsea?

Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun

And shoot the Chelsea scum

Que sera, sera...

FootballZillaTV #Chelski #Scum

The Chorus is amazing. Smiffy would approve.