Confusion in SW6 on #TransferDeadlineDay

Smoke on the Water. Fire in the Sky.
How Bob's agent could sell this story. 

In protest or preparation for the great treason a fire is burning in West London. This man made fire is spewing noxious chemicals into the West London air clouding minds to the great evil happening. Whilst to some it may seem just a normal transfer, considering the press rumblings, far more is at stake and we cannot rule out or in any connection or speculation at this stage as it is #TransferDeadlineDay. 

Fulhamish Legends#1 - Clint Dempsey

USA and Fulham favourite
Deserving of the Love Bestowed

Clint Dempsey scores 

Fulham 1 - Liverpool 0

Nearly scores a brace

Swansea 2 - Fulham 0

Fulham fans prefer playing the big teams. 

We may get a bloody nose every so often. 

Fulham 1 - Tottenham 3

But not always 

Fulham 2 - Man City 2

Arsenal 1 - Fulham 1

Rivalries are worth the long wait  

Fulham 6 - QPR 0

This is a very, very Fulhamish Season.

Roll on Chelski at the Cottage. 

COYWS!

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