Sunday 23 October 2011

John Terry is Innocent*

Smiffy has waited a long, long time for this:

"One F**king Nil! 

Not Smiffy's Pic
YOU RRRRRRR'SSSSSSS"

Wooooooooohooooooooo!
Not his pic either
Whilst the twitsphere is aflame with Chelski fans compaining about the referee because their cheque for Man of the Match Chris Foy didn't arrive in the post. I'm also wondering if 'Arry Redknapp had a punt? A cabal of South East Asia or Rooney family betting syndicates could not be ruled out. 

Then there is yet another row about soon to be former England captain John Terry:


What my sources say
  • If you think he called the ref a'Blind C***' vote
  • If you think he called Anton Ferdinand a 'Black C***' vote
  • If you think he was talking about himself vote: 
  • If you think he's repeating Joey's philosophical sledging to the ref vote:
Kant
"it always remains a scandal of philosophy and universal human reason that the existence of things outside us ... should have to be assumed merely on faith, and that if it occurs to anyone to doubt it, we should be unable to answer him with a satisfactory proof."
As I write this Terry has released a statement:
"I'm disappointed that people have leapt to the wrong conclusions about the context of what I was seen to be saying to Anton Ferdinand."
I had to read it a few times to understand it and although the words appear to be in the right order I still don't know what it means. This could be philosophical zen from Terry in response to Barton and I know Panda's have a lot to do with Zen and Love:


* We don't (look up) care.
We hate Terry and we hate Chelski 
Did Smiffy mention the score?

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